To those who say that Riku is a sex god? You’re wrong.

Goofy clearly is the Kingdom Hearts sex god. Here is why…

-          He has dated a lot of women, including Minnie’s aunt and Sylvia Marpole

-          He flirts with Clarabelle and makes her fall in love witth him when in chains in the Disney version of The Three Musketeers - kinky! ( Read more... )

To that poor disillusioned author on ff.net; Yuffie does not write stories in her angst notebook about how life sucks. Yuffie does not become invisible while Kairi struts around above all. Yuffie does not mope underneath trees, and if she was, she certainly wouldn't admit to it to your odd version of Axel who talks like a five year old and has ( Read more... )

I so need that Saix icon

Kingdom Hearts fandom? Are you there? It's me lazzchan.

A few things that have been said over and over again, and I'm not sure why the hell they keep popping up.

Sora is not sugar-high, spastic and spazzy. Where does this whole thing of feeding him sugar lead to a sugar high? It's not even in the crack manga. He's quite serious ( Read more... )

Dear fanbrat,
For the love of God, Buddha, Kingdom Hearts, whoever your Jesus may be...SORA IS NOT EMO. RIKU IS NOT A SEX GOD. THANK YOU.

With hate,
Me.

This rant was inspired by this beautiful sparkly badfic ( Read more... )

Is Riku a whore Y/N?

And if Y, please say atleast one whore-ish thing he did or else I will shank you, because I just don't see it. D: I really don't think that he'd be screwing 192192182 people on the same day. First off, that would probably hurt. Second, as stated multiple times before, he doesn't have time to be touching so many people's tra la ( Read more... )

The cat's out the bag.

I'm a virgin. Yes, it's true. How can someone with such a deviously charming personality and outrageously funny sense of humor be a virgin? I'm too sexy to have sex, too sexy to have sex, too sexy for seeeeeex!

It's because I don't fit in.

Hey, that's the vibes you're giving me. So far, the logic is this:

Riku is currently at ( Read more... )

Riku is the hot student/stripper/it doesn’t matter who he is as long as he is a sex god who meets and falls in love with the sweet, young and innocent Sora. But Sora is oblivious of/rejects his advances.

If I were given 50p for every time I see this type of plotline, I’d probably be a rich lady by now. It would be pretty OOC to make Riku a sex god ( Read more... )

Dear stupid fangirls ( Read more... )

You know what, fantwits?  Your annoying slut!Riku and his near constant devotion to nailing Sora?  You know who he's honestly starting to remind me of?

Zidane Tribal.  Seriously.

Except Zidane is awesome, and is infinitely cooler than your total bastardization of Riku.  If this complete bastardization keeps up by the morons, I will force them to play ( Read more... )

Dear fanbrats in general,

Sora is many things; cheerful, brave and determined are a few of them.  But guess what?  "Emo" will never be one of the words on that list.  Ever.  Sora would never ramble about how "hollow" he is inside.  Or maybe you guys played a different game than I did?

Also, NOT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD will gush about how "perfect" Sora ( Read more... )